Bezalel Artistry Beaded Eye Drop Earrings for Women - Elegant Fashion Jewelry for Parties, Weddings & Evening Events

I bought these neat beaded earrings to pair with my all black daily clothing. My goal was to add a little color to my drab middle aged vampirian attire. I put them on and noticed that they were light weight and very comfortable.I was not prepared what happened next. A trip to the mall revealed that these sweet little beaded earrings were something else entirely.Walking through the mall, I stopped at a pizza by the slice booth. I pushed my hair over my shoulder to better see the debt card reader when a slight middle eastern man with a bushy mustache ran from the back of the pizza booth and laid prostrate on the ground. He was weeping and murmuring and sobbing something about a goddess. The mall security came and I quickly walked away.“It must have been a mental breakdown” I thought. Too much time rolling calzones.I ate my pizza as I strolled down to my favorite teenage store, Spencer’s Gifts. I walked past all the pothead swag and strang incense burners to the naughty section in the back. I paused to laugh at the genital shaped pasta when the bag started to crinkle. Right before my eyes, they all stood at attention. I gasped to turn and see another motorized appendage suddenly fall off a shelf. It began to pulsate and creep towards me like a giant vein covered inch worm. I shrieked and ran out the door and all the way to Coastal Cookies. I paused just to catch my breath when I noticed all the people in the mall walking towards me with Patrick Swayze hungry eyes. Slowly the saunteredtowards me, dropping their sacks and bags from Dillards and Books a Million.Backed up between the Buckle and Claire’s they cornered me, taking off their clothes.I screamed, I cried, I tried to call for help... nevertheless I was at their ravenous mercy.Finally, I grabbed the oxygen tank from the 90 year old nude dude with a knee length salami and a metal “buy one get one free” sign and fought my way through Sears and into the parking lot.As I ran I took off my earrings and tossed them on my purse. I reached my car and jumped inside to see my car surrounded by the mob.Then something changed. They suddenly noticed they were naked, called me an old ass heifer and flipped me off.I love these earrings, they are so much more wonderful than I expected. I only wear them on Wednesdays, when my hot young Amazon delivery guy comes by.